Valentine’s Rhyme Winner is

published under news on February 15^th 2026

We chose 2 winners this year as 2 were hard to pick between. 2 were also very similar, calling us fairies. That made us laugh out loud, especially since Fee has been likened to the Fairy Godmother in Shrek.

The top 2 are the winners

From Sophie
Roses are red
Vaginas are hairy
Thank the good heavens
For the Sugarflick fairies!

From Kizzi
Roses are red
Vaginas have sass
Power and chaos
Packed in front of your ass! 

Thank you to all who entered. Here are some of the other entries…

Roses are red 

Silk feels brand new

Sugar waxing hits different

Fee & Tess have got you


Roses are red
Sugar is smooth 

Bare never felt better

It’s Fee & Tess approved 


Roses are red 
But I prefer my lady garden bare 
Fee & Tess take care of it
Whipping off excess hair 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Self-care achieved 
And the glow-up is true

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m sugared and smooth

Next move is up to you

Roses are red
my pubes are so few
as I regularly wax
and so can you

Roses are red
My bush is hairy 
Off to Sugarflick 
To my hair removal fairies 

Roses are red 
My pubes have gotten long
So take me to Sugarflick
For V-Day, I don my thong

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
My foo foo’s Flicked
How about you