Make a rhyme, it’s valentines

published under news on January 30^th 2026

It’s that time again, if you fancy winning a bottle of wine or a posh box of chocs, here is a competition. It’s easy, just make up the last 3 lines…over the years we have had some crackers.

Roses are red,
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We will choose the best one. The closing date to get your entry in is the 12th of February, 2026

Email your entry to us with “Valentine” in the subject bar.

We will email the winner directly. Please let us know if you do not want your 1st name or rhyme, published on any social media or mailouts. 

Here are some previous entries, one is mine, can you guess which one? If you win and also guess which one below was written by Fee, you will also win a Top Lip Kit.  We are looking for modern, or rude, perhaps not the usual slush. Come on, get creative! – not too rude though as we would like to publish the winning one, with the winner’s permission of course. 

Roses are Red
Me balls are Blue
It’s freezing out there
I’m off to the loo

Roses are Red
My toes are now too
I tripped on my step
had to get to you

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
If you’re pregnant again
I’ll be over the moon (ahhhh aint that nice)

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I’d rather be dead
than go out with you (bit harsh)

and a Star Wars one !
R4 is red
R2 is blue
If I were the force
I’d be forever with you

Happy writing :)